Well, I’m glad for the misunderstanding! A unique experience for me!

Not my man. I consider him to be about as abhorrent of a person as a person can be. He should be in jail for so many crimes.

They invited all the presidents. You try to bring in those with the power to change things and convince them that their actions have meaning, even symbolic ones. So, they probably tried his first term. It’s clear now that he doesn’t care and is in no way willing to help. I suspect that the reason they’re not inviting him goes beyond that. They’re making a statement. They’re signalling to those who support their mission.

I agree, but there’s a difference between oversight and law enforcement there. If I am telling someone they need to justify restrictions in a behavior plan, that’s different than something for which someone else may be arrested. In the former example, I think they should be able to wear an N95 for health reasons.

I thought some bees didn’t have the barb? Certainly honey bees do, but there are many types.

What about Saturdays?

Moving through the grief is different than deciding to take on another pet. You do what you want with your heart, and I’ll do what I want with mine, thanks.

I don’t really care what she looks like. She’s clearly friendly. If she isn’t hurting people or other animals than she is infinitely better than most politicians, large company CEOs, etc. Bring on the nice people with aesthetics I don’t understand.

You need to teach me this skill. Any excuse to get frisky with my wife.

Well, it’s the United States. So, ICE-US.

Take bites at an angle and don’t get all layers in each bite. Not the most satisfying option, but does allow you to eat a burger as a burger, even when they’re too tall. I’m pretty sure I just unhinge my jaw, though.

Hey! Wanna help me move? You can also carry the biggest pieces for furniture to show how superior you are to me! That’ll show me!

At this point, they’d poorly photoshop a tattoo on anyone to pretend in a pinch, and they’d tattoo you for real to make it look believable.

Exclusion through inclusion. Like the “I’m not prejudice, I hate everyone equally.”

Good game!

In the movie Caveman (1981, with Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid), they invent music. That song has been stuck in my head for nearly 40 years.

This reminds me of a song I like called “The Piano that Jack Filled.”

Ligma ______!

No worries, friend. I was just being pedantic in a silly way in an attempt to be humourous.